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Bourne
with an opinion
Bible belief provides support of U.S. troops
By Jason Bourne
Staff Writer
In a previous issue of the SMP I said that I felt that war
is a wrong solution to what has transpired since Sept. 11.
However, after reading the Bible story of David and Goliath I now know
that Jesus Christ will be behind our troops and President Bush while we
are fighting the war against Saddam and Osama.
I still do not think we necessarily had to go to war against Osama and
Saddam. I think that we should have confiscated all of the nuclear weapons
that Saddam and Osama have in their possession. I also think we need to
take Saddam, Osama and their followers into custody and make them rot
in jail for the terror they have inflicted on the world in the past decade.
I think we should also send Osama and Saddam to the electric chair so
they will not be able to terrorize the world ever again.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not a big supporter of the electric
chair, but when my safety and the safety of my friends and family are
involved, I want everything possible done to ensure our utmost safety.
I know most of you are thinking, “How are we going to capture them
if we can’t find them?” I have wondered this myself, but just
stay with me, and I’ll attempt an answer.
I believe we need to have about 500 additional black hawk helicopters
patrolling the skies above Iraq and Afghanistan to see if they can find
Osama and Saddam.
I also think we need to send more ground troops over there with tear gas
so they can smoke Osama and Saddam out of their little hiding spots like
Ernest T. Bass smokes out an opossum on the “Andy Griffith Show.”
If by some chance we do not find them this way, we can send the mighty
Georgia Highlands College geese over and have them hunt for the terrorist masterminds.
If by chance we do capture the terrorists, I think we need to have them
flown to Georgia Highlands College’s main campus and have THEM terrorized for
a change by the FC geese.
I guarantee they won’t terrorize Rome, Georgia. I bet they don’t
even join archery class!!
But let’s remember that whatever the United States does, that Jesus
Christ will be watching over the troops and will bring them home safe.
Let’s go get ‘em boys!!
By the way, I wonder what fried Osama and Saddam tastes like? Chicken,
maybe? Or rabbit?
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